Naboo Mother of Starweird Lovechild Speaks Out
A Naboo woman has come forward to reveal that she is the mother of a Starweird lovechild. The woman, who has asked to remain anonymous, says that she was seduced by the spirit while on a ryll delivery to Alderaan a few years back.
Hello there.
The woman says that she was initially hesitant to come forward with her story, but she felt compelled to do so after seeing the way that the Gungan people have been treating her son. The boy, who has been named Alfie, has been shunned by locals ever since his birth.
“I just want people to accept my son for who he is,” the woman said. “He’s a good boy, and he doesn’t deserve to be treated like this.”
Alfie is a healthy and happy child, but he has been the target of bullying and harassment since his birth. Neighbors call him names like “abomination” and “cat eater,” and they refuse to allow their own kids to play with him.
One neighbor paints this situation in a different light. “While I appreciate that the stray animals in town have significantly reduced, many of our pets have mysteriously disappeared.” Yet another claims that the child is sending screaming messages telepathically throughout the night and causing nightmares for other residents.
Locals grieving
Regardless of the concerns, the mother insists that “He’s done nothing wrong,” and further “I don’t care if he’s different, I just want him to be accepted.”
Alfie’s story has touched the hearts of many people from the galactic community. A petition has been started calling for the local authorities to take action against the bullies, and it has already gathered over 500 signatures.
The mother says that she is grateful for the support of the galactic community and that she never expected her story to generate so much attention, but she is glad that it has brought attention to the issue of bullying.
Wether or not the child is eating his neighbors pets or is just a victim of relentless bullying, one thing is for sure. He’s one weird looking kid.
Alfie’s First School Photo