Operation: Core-porate Retreat
Coruscant – Imperial Center, Galactic News System (GNS)
In what can only be described as a bizarre mix of chaos and covert ops, the rebel faction known as the Blue Star Dominion has successfully infiltrated into and exfiltrated from Coruscant, leaving a trail of bewildered stormtroopers and alarms in their wake. Led by Dominion Command, the strike team managed to stealthily access the Imperial capital world via a civilian freighter, breach a high-security data center to retrieve allegedly top-secret intelligence, and escape in a stolen Imperial ship – all without triggering any official Imperial security alerts.
The strike team was a star-studded lineup of Dominion big shots, featuring the three mighty Marshals – Taranjeek O`Cuinn, Tomas O`Cuinn, and Vadik Edik – joined by the brawny Arbiters Andre Archer, Kaze Zill, and Tachibana Ryu. Sentinel Cait Catra tagged along, always ready for action, as did the intrepid Wardens Jago Kell and Pursh Greene, with Ranger Obadia Arishima rounding out the crew – probably wondering what he’d gotten himself into with this elite squad of Dominion VIPs. The team infiltrated the city’s Imperial hub using an unlikely combination of skill and sheer luck, navigating Coruscant’s maze-like government districts to reach the data center. Though they encountered a few mishaps, including setting off several minor alarms and an unexpected but delightfully delicious detour through an Imperial cafeteria, they managed to reach their target with minimal interference. Though Imperial officials have since downplayed the incident, reports indicate that the Dominion’s movements set off multiple low-level alarms – most of which were dismissed by security personnel as “routine malfunctions.”
In a moment of dramatic tension, the team was forced to confront a surprised squad of stormtroopers while exiting the data center, leading to a brief and uncoordinated firefight. During the fight, it was discovered that the stormtroopers were actually Tusken Raiders and led by a conspicuously-uniformless Eliana Nicabre, Deputy Director of the Imperial Security Bureau. Eyewitnesses reported that the Dominion’s ambush style appeared as unconventional as it was effective, with its officers dodging, ducking, dipping, diving, and dodging – a bold strategy that Imperial analysts have described as “chaotic” and “unpredictable” yet seemed to pay off. The stormtrooper squad was swiftly subdued and the rebels made their way toward the extraction point, leaving the data center in disarray and remaining security forces none the wiser. Sources confirm that Arbiters Archer and Ryu were instrumental in this phase, using a combination of unconventional tactics and an apparent disregard for standard combat formations or safety. Most notably, eyewitnesses describe a reckless pause in the Rebels’ departure to handle battlefield promotions for Greene, Kell, and Arishima.
The Rebels’ escape was, frankly, the stuff of legends – or possibly comedy. After nabbing the critical intelligence files, they snuck into a hangar where they “miraculously” stumbled upon a Fury-class Imperial Interceptor just sitting there, practically begging to be stolen. Warden Kell quickly spliced into the ship’s controls while a Marshal O`Cuinn dashed off to locate the refresher, claiming it was for “urgent Marshal business.” With their commandeered ride, they slipped into Coruscant’s crowded skies like pros, somehow attracting zero attention as they blended seamlessly with Imperial traffic – no blaster fire or chase, just a smooth and suspiciously quiet ascent. To top it all off, reports suggest that they cruised right out of Coruscant’s atmosphere and straight into hyperspace without setting off a single alarm, leaving Imperial security scratching their heads and reconsidering just how “tight” their defenses really are.
The Dominion’s daring heist reportedly has the Empire sweating more than a Wookiee under Tatooine’s suns, as the stolen data is rumored to contain everything from blueprints of the Empire’s latest fleet designs to sensitive intel that could scramble Imperial war strategy once it reaches Rebel Alliance hands. In an effort to save face, the Empire swiftly issued a statement brushing off the incident as a “minor security breach,” though whispers from within suggest that Coruscant’s security divisions are experiencing unprecedented levels of collective embarrassment. It is also unclear why alien mercenaries appeared to be serving as Coruscant’s security forces on the capital world of the xenophobic Empire. The Emerald Region’s top brass – Grand Moff Thea Corine, disgraced Moff Icarus Carinae, and ISB-Captain Tyler Struan – were reportedly “unavailable for comment” in the millisecond before this story broke, presumably still reeling from the breach. Meanwhile, analysts are scratching their heads over the Dominion’s decision to send their entire Command team and Arbiter Corps behind enemy lines for this escapade. Sure, they got the data, but critics can’t help but wonder if this all-in approach was strategy… or just the galaxy’s boldest team-building exercise.