Author: Cortex
May 23, 2024
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Changing Name to Avoid Confusion
In a strategic move to eliminate brand confusion and enhance market clarity, the well-established company formerly known as Sons of…
May 12, 2024
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Claimed No One: Best Concert Ever!
Explosion Rocks the Herdfest! Year 25 Day 166 Ecstasy was in the air this week as the famous…
May 12, 2024
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Rocky Still Missing
Update: Rocky Still Missing, Lucifer von Kaldreon to Meet Hunters for Pet Rock Collection As the search for the missing…
May 11, 2024
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Enigmatic Billionaire’s Beloved Pet Rocks Vanish
Billionaire Lucifer von Kaldreon Offers Reward for Missing Pet Rocks Lost at Herd Fest In a twist of fate at…
May 3, 2024
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Don’t Pretend The Droid Likes It Either
Hevvrol Sector, Glom Tho System, Glom Tho 1- Citizens of Glom Tho were reminded today by High Priest Xanxus…
May 1, 2024
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Special Report: Jungle Pope Denounces ‘Beating the Bantha’ and ‘Fauna Fight Clubs’
The holo springs to life with a familiar hexagonal lotus icon. An urgent theme plays on woodwinds and strings.’ An…