{"id":1468,"date":"2025-11-25T22:29:34","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T22:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/the-pink-side-rises\/"},"modified":"2025-11-25T22:29:34","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T22:29:34","slug":"the-pink-side-rises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/2025\/11\/25\/the-pink-side-rises\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pink Side Rises"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Pink Side Rises: A TUSK HOLONET PRODUCTION<\/strong><\/p>\n

In what has been a year to remember for the Tusk Brothers Trading Company, TUSK TV proudly presents: A TUSK Year in Review.\u00a0<\/p>\n

*The sentients portrayed in the images, are based on real events. Our local artificial intelligent artist composed the renderings for your viewing pleasure.\"TUSKmania<\/a><\/p>\n

Year 26 Day 220 \u2013 TUSKmania: The Main Event<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nTUSKmania opened with a legendary Triple Threat Ladder Match between ReGor Long-Tusk, Wyatt Holiday, and Aanyah \u201cAni\u201d Ramone for the title of Tribal Chief.<\/p>\n

After an hour-long battle, Wyatt and Ani both looked like they had the match won, until a half-conscious, food-comatose ReGor toppled off a platform, crashed onto the ladder, and managed to pin both opponents at once.<\/p>\n

Crowds across the galaxy are still trying to figure out how physics allowed this. A member of the crowd was left stunned, “i didn’t think a Gamorrean could eat 100 fried Gungan leg’s in one sitting, but boy was I wrong!”<\/p>\n

Aanyah Ramone has since filed six separate HR complaints about \u201cunsafe workplace conditions,\u201d \u201cexcessive food coma usage,\u201d and \u201cunauthorized ladder impacts.\u201d All are pending.<\/p>\n

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\"\"Year 26 Day 259 \u2013 The Curtis Jackson Incident<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Local Tynnan resident fishing enthusiast, Curtis \u201cFifty Credits\u201d Jackson, was attacked by a masked Selkath who fired nine blaster shots into his torso. Citizens rushed to support him at the hospital bringing gifts and donations. Prayer groups have asked to pray to the force for a swift recovery.<\/p>\n

ReGor Long-Tusk gave a public proclamation. He vowed justice for the attack. “Some cowards messed with the wrong resident!”<\/p>\n

There are several promising leads but the shooter remains at large.<\/p>\n

If you have information, please dial 281-330-8004<\/em> on your local comminication device.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nYear 26 \u2013 The Incident on the Free City<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nBoth of the TUSK flagship subjugators were mysteriously attacked by what appears to be an unidentified avian battleship, damaging key personnel quarters. In order to combat the starving masses, Wyatt Holiday ordered 20,000 sentients to be ‘freed’ into the confines of space via airlock.<\/p>\n

In response to the attack, Holiday, self-appointed Tynnan Game Master, issued a decree authorizing the legal hunting of all avian creatures on the planet.<\/p>\n

Bounty: 500 credits per tagged bird.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\nYear 26 Day 327 \u2013 Welcome to the Pink Side<\/strong><\/p>\n

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In the most dramatic pivot since the Gungan Incident of Year 25, Wyatt Holiday has rebranded himself as the founder of a new Force religion: The Pink Side.<\/p>\n

Holiday stated, \u201cYes, the Pink Side is open to all, regardless of Force beliefs, affiliations, or species. Welcome to Wyatt Nation. What started as an inflated ego has now manifested into a dream. I woke up one day after a night of binge drinking and awoke with a tingle inside of me. Turns out, I was sensitive to the force and I wanted to spread that feeling to the masses.”<\/p>\n

He now wanders Tynna in a hot-pink tie-dye jumpsuit with a pink aura radiating off his spray-tanned skin mouthing off Pink Side Propaganda: JOIN THE PINK SIDE! First 100\u00a0 \u00a0 converts receive a free pink jumpsuit. \u201cIf it\u2019s not pink\u2026 it stinks.\u201d WANT SMOOTHER SKIN!? THE PINK SIDE KNOWS THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pink Side faithful, Harker Puk was quoted \u201cHey, listen, we\u2019re gonna do our own thing. We\u2019re gonna use the Force, but, uh\u2026 we\u2019re not gonna get all weird about it.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

FOR MORE INFO ON THE PINK SIDE, PLEASE REACH OUT TO WYATT HOLIDAY THROUGH THE FORCE OR VISIT OUR SUB FACTION PAGE<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Year 26 Day 341 \u2013 A Shoot or a Work?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nThought-to-be-dead playboy Ken Grady unexpectedly returned to TUSK Headquarters, sparking emotional celebrations from ReGor and Wyatt. What was a multi-year disappearance from society, Ken Grady came out saying “The whole thing started as a shoot, that turned into a work. These two marks believed I was dead.”<\/p>\n

The trio spent the weekend, Practicing wrestling promos, using a woman dressed in red for blaster target practice, and spent hours flexing at each other.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Tynnan locals confirm the leadership duo has been noticeably happier since Grady\u2019s return and hope he plans to stay for good this time. Motions have been filed to chain Ken Grady to the Tynnan Temple to make sure he does not wander off again.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nYear 27 \u2013 Money in the Bank<\/strong><\/p>\n

\nThe TUSK Wrestling Federation presents Money in the Bank, featuring 12 competitors from across the galaxy battling for a briefcase granting a title shot at ReGor Long-Tusk during the next TUSKmania.<\/p>\n

Guest referee Wyatt Holiday has promised \u201ca clean match with zero shenanigans\u201d. Most analysts agree this means shenanigans are guaranteed.
\nStay tuned for more TUSK announcements.<\/p>\n

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