{"id":1344,"date":"2024-03-11T21:44:57","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T21:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/11\/sorry-karen\/"},"modified":"2024-03-11T21:44:57","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T21:44:57","slug":"sorry-karen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/11\/sorry-karen\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, Karen&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:1.38;\"><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-variant:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#f3f3f3;\"><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"><span style=\"font-style:normal;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\"><strong><u>Hevvrol Sector&gt;Glom Tho System&gt;Glom Tho <\/u><\/strong>As the population of Glom Tho surges under Crimson Dawn leadership to an astonishing 1 billion residents on record, calls for the religious conglomerate to take over governance of the planet completely are strong from the people. Recently Crimson Dawn signed a contract with planetary leaders taking over several aspects of lower government, including healthcare and public safety among other services.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:1.38;\"><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-variant:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#f3f3f3;\"><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"><span style=\"font-style:normal;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\">\u201cCrimson Dawn patrols the space around Glom Tho, Crimson Dawns industries make up the majority of the planet&#8217;s economy, and Crimson Dawn&#8217;s influence is felt strongly wherever you go.\u201d Said Karen Diver rather angrily, the mayor of Cape Azmuth, a city on Glom Tho. \u201cSo then why is it that they haven&#8217;t filed the galactic paperwork to be seen as the official government over Glom Tho?\u201d Karen Diver asked, frustrated at the wave of other recent groups claiming independent governance over their respective\u00a0 planets, but not Crimson Dawn.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:1.38;\"><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-variant:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#f3f3f3;\"><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"><span style=\"font-style:normal;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/glomtho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/mayor-karen-take-3.png\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:1.38;\"><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-variant:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#f3f3f3;\"><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"><span style=\"font-style:normal;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\">We did an in depth investigation that revealed Crimson Dawn lacks the required capital on paper for galactic banks to extend government level credit, however with some due diligence and scrutiny we discovered that it in fact has the means to qualify later this year after several outstanding contracts and ongoing litigations conclude. Sorry Karen, it&#8217;s tied up in the courts.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:1.38;\"><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-variant:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#f3f3f3;\"><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"><span style=\"font-style:normal;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\">\u201cAs soon as the paperwork can be filed correctly and accurately, we will submit our application to be seen as the official municipality over Glom Tho 1, truly this is a formality.\u201d Said Xanxus Drol, Daimyo and High Priest of Crimson Dawn, who continued \u201cThe people already know what they want, they have seen our good works!\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:1.38;\"><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-variant:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#f3f3f3;\"><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"><span style=\"font-style:normal;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\">\u00a0Xanxus, a controversial figure, claims to be \u201cthe foremost representative of The Many Gods on our mortal plane\u201d and that Crimson Dawn is the embodiment of Their will(The Many Gods). Crimson Dawn temples have become popular in recent years over other religions, offering a more inclusive and open environment, one that deems trade holy and allows worshippers to follow their own unique beliefs rather than solid outlined doctrines.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height:1.38;\"><span style=\"font-size:11pt;font-variant:normal;white-space:pre-wrap;\"><span style=\"font-family:Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color:#f3f3f3;\"><span style=\"font-weight:400;\"><span style=\"font-style:normal;\"><span style=\"text-decoration:none;\">Xanxus recently reformed his Crimson Council, making the council members Boucho\u2019s, which means department head. It would seem Crimson Dawn has grown into a government in every way for the people of Glom Tho, less the official filing.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Hevvrol Sector&gt;Glom Tho System&gt;Glom Tho As the population of Glom Tho surges under Crimson Dawn leadership to an astonishing&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"art-el-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/11\/sorry-karen\/\" class=\"art-link art-color-link art-w-chevron\">Read more<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":258,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[38],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}