{"id":1280,"date":"2023-12-24T02:48:31","date_gmt":"2023-12-24T02:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/24\/the-ho-ho-hog-is-coming-to-town\/"},"modified":"2023-12-24T02:48:31","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T02:48:31","slug":"the-ho-ho-hog-is-coming-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ordcantrell.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/24\/the-ho-ho-hog-is-coming-to-town\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ho Ho Hog is Coming to Town"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u266a\u00a0 soft and somewhat familiar bells ring in the distance \u266a<\/em><\/p>\n

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‘Twas the night before Winter Fete, where all through the flat
\nNot a rodent was stirring, except for a womp rat;<\/p>\n

Booze and ryll were both stocked to the brim,
\nHopefully the Ho Ho Hog would leave with a grin;<\/p>\n

Windows cracked open, we turned off the alarm,
\nTo avoid a misstep, that could end up with harm;<\/p>\n

With a bang and some cursing, he’s no longer outside,
\nAnything forgotten, might earn a tanned hide;<\/p>\n

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Failing to apease him, tonite could end in folly,
\nHeaven forbid he’d miss out, not attain this nights jolly;<\/p>\n

Soon things had calmed down, all had gone quiet,
\nSeems he was satisfied, didn’t start a one piggy riot;<\/p>\n

Now here is a warning for all the good girls and boys,
\nWhen you get up next morning, don’t make too much noise;<\/p>\n

Going down the staircase, tip-toe if you must,
\nThere might be a swine passed out, having fulfilled their lust;<\/p>\n

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He’ll likely wake around noon, draining his bladder;
\nNow get your butt downstairs, and clean up that matter.<\/p>\n

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\u266a\u00a0 soft and somewhat familiar bells ring in the distance \u266a ‘Twas the night before Winter Fete, where all through… <\/p>\n

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